birthday

birthday
1. (birthday) (19683↑, 4277↓)
The day I came out of a vagina
2. (birthday) (1296↑, 280↓)
a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year

"its my birthday\!" "Whoopdy fucking doo"

3. (Birthday) (696↑, 360↓)
The celebration of the occasion of which you exited a vagina. Not to be confused with sex.

My birthday is in July. (Never had sex in July though)

4. (birthday) (370↑, 104↓)
Birthdays mean different things to men and women. Men - A day when you go out to a bar and have your friends buy you drinks. If you have a girlfriend she'll probably put out, if not then picking up some chick at the bar is a high priority. You are now 1 year older and can still pick up young girls, congratulations you've aged with sophistication. The older you are the more likely these young girls will believe that you've got money to take care of them. It's important to remember not to get attached to these young girls. You don't want to end up married do you? Compare your hair loss to the previous year, is the Rogaine working? Probably not. Women - A day when you go out to a bar and have your friends buy you drinks. If you have a boyfriend he'll probably go down on you, if not then it's important to spend a large portion of the day thinking about why you don't have a boyfriend and if you'll ever get married. Sure Tom was an alcoholic who beat you on daily occasions, but you don't want to end up alone do you? When out with your friends it's important to remember what age you really are compared to five year spread you've been lying to people about. You're not turning 33, you're turning 29. There seems to be less guys looking in your general direction at the bar this year compared to last year's birthday, time to contemplate botox. Compare your amount of cellulite to last year's amount. Are those pilate workouts helping? Probably not.

Man - "It's my birthday so lets go out, get drunk and pick up chicks. We'll work up at it down at the local titty bar first, then at the local shit hole of a bar later. I'll wear my hat." Woman - "It's my birthday so lets go out, get drunk and bad mouth men cause I'm turning 29 ... again. I'll wear my push up bra."

5. (birthday) (423↑, 203↓)
A type of suit, most pleasing when worn by hot chicks.

It's cool when your mom only wears her birthday suit.

6. (birthday) (309↑, 178↓)
The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.

Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.

7. (birthday) (110↑, 26↓)
the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.

"Another year older, how do you feel?" "I feel older." (example of birthday)

8. (Birthday) (208↑, 133↓)
A good day, the day you turn another day older.

Aw, shit man, it's my birthday.

9. (birthday) (101↑, 39↓)
Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron\!

10. (birthday) (71↑, 10↓)
the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

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11. (Birthday) (79↑, 24↓)
The day you get diagnosed with [Life]; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See [birth certificate].

Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?

Author: Help stop spreading the disease http://birthday.urbanup.com/1972002
12. (birthday) (103↑, 58↓)
another day closer to dieing
13. (Birthday) (48↑, 8↓)
The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.

It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.

14. (birthday) (72↑, 34↓)
The day parents hold against you and regret.

Mom: Whay didn't you take out the trash? Kid: i'm sorry, I'm a little busy Mom: Ohhh\! like I wasn't busy when my water broke and I went into labor because of you. Kid: TMI Mom: what? Kid: You won't understand\! mom: Just liek you won't understand the pain I went through to get you here

Author: Who The Douce Are You? http://birthday.urbanup.com/1192762
15. (birthday) (53↑, 22↓)
Anniversay of one's birth.

On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.

16. (birthday) (38↑, 17↓)
The day 9 months after your "Uncle" Barney spent the night with your mom because her "plumbing" needed some work.

Older man: "Happy 10th birthday Timmy\!" Older man(to mom): "Reminds me of the last time I put icing on your buns."

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17. (birthday) (55↑, 35↓)
The one day you want to put a gun in your mouth and everyone comes over to celebrate.

When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit\! It's my birthday\!

18. (birthday) (43↑, 24↓)
They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...") But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty\! WAHAHAHA\!").

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday\!

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19. (birthday) (26↑, 10↓)
1) The day of your birth. 2) The final step in procreation. 3) The day you were shat into existence.

1)It's Jim's birthday today\! Let's celebrate the day he was a slimy ball of fleshy meat sliding out of his mother\!

20. (birthday) (33↑, 18↓)
A day to celebrate your birth and you haven't died within the past year. See also [life]

November 16, 2006-My 14th birthday

21. (Birthday) (14↑, 2↓)
The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.

Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching [Football]..." Family/Friends: "No\! It's your Birthday\! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing\!"

22. (birthday) (18↑, 6↓)
A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.

My birthday is on December 9th.

23. (birthday) (13↑, 6↓)
the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.

Fuck, its my birthday.

Author: yournamecantbeblank http://birthday.urbanup.com/3749926
24. (Birthday) (11↑, 6↓)
The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.

Happy birthday, kid. I banged your mom.

Author: Spanky mckockleberry http://birthday.urbanup.com/4531964
25. (Birthday) (8↑, 3↓)
The day i wore a flange hat\!

Wow can you remember this mum.. twenty years ago i wore your flange hat\!\! Happy Birthday to me\!

26. (birthday) (14↑, 9↓)
the day i popped out of my moms vagina

"dude its your birthday\!"

27. (Birthday) (6↑, 4↓)
It means something different depending on age group: 0-3: Too young to understand 4-9: Best day of your life 10-14: Day you're treated better than usual 15-19: Day opposite sex is more likely to [put out] 20-death: Day to celebrate a year closer to death* *Exceptions is with your 21st Birthday due to it being the legal age of [adult] and you are now considered old enough to consume [alcohol] legally and some age in your mid-sixties due to being old enough to retire.

Birthday reactions: Young child: YES\!\!\!\!\! I'm now a year older\!\!\!\! Pre-teen: Yes\! Closer to a teenager Teen: Hopefully a (member of opposite sex) will do me tonight Adult (Normal): Hooray I'm a year closer to the grave. Adult (21): TIME TO GET DRUNK\!\!\!\!\!\! Adult (60s): Finally, I can retire

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28. (birthday) (2↑, 1↓)
A word that rappers love to use.

...We gon' party like it's yo birthday....

29. (Birthday) (19↑, 18↓)
A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.

birthday

30. (birthday) (0↑, 0↓)
A reason to drink. (see also: [Halloween], [New Years Eve], [Independence Day], [Easter], [Mardi Gras], [Cinco de Mayo], [Friday])

On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.

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31. (Birthday) (1↑, 1↓)
The one day a year when your Facebook notifications rocket and your wall gets filled with other people's posts.

Ted Jones Happy Birthday\! Like · See friendship · 2 hours ago

32. (birthday) (0↑, 1↓)
One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday Student: Thanks Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

33. (Birthday) (1↑, 5↓)
A day that I I arrived at school at EXACTLY 7:00am and D'anne Kigler forgot to wear as kermit the frong shirt-but it still turned out well :)

Jan 19th 2011 is MY Birthday (like if we were born on the SAME day\!)

34. (birthday) (6↑, 11↓)
1. The day I thank my parents for 2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way 3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through. 4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days

1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life 2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday. 3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate 4. Yes, I did it again.

35. (Birthday) (8↑, 14↓)
The day I celebrate being one year older.

So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.

36. (Birthday) (6↑, 15↓)
The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.

Girl: Happy Birthday sister\! Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella\! Bella: No way\! I stopped aging 3 days ago\!

37. (birthday) (15↑, 32↓)
A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....." "yes it is." "I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

38. (birthday) (9↑, 29↓)
basically celebrating another year in life, but also celebrating 1 year closer to death. lol

you: yay\! its my birthday\! random person: hahahahaha\!\!\!\!\! XDDDD you:wat??? random person: that only means you are going to die sooner X] you: wat?\! T.T this sux\!

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39. (birthday) (7↑, 33↓)
A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....." "yes it is." "I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

40. (birthday) (277↑, 303↓)
Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one

So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...

41. (birthday) (20↑, 50↓)
A reason to be happy.

It's my birthday, so I can cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, You would cry too if it happened to you\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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